Fuck immature Tokio Hotel fans. Seriously.

All I have to say, is that I’m pretty fucking embarrassed. Tokio Hotel fans have such a notoriety of being prissy little whiny fucks when it comes to anything. And it’s not even “most of us”. It’s the loud ones that make the rest of us look like immature dipshits that don’t know how to chill the fuck out.

Excuse the f-bombs.

Concerning the copyright notice: It’s THERE for a reason. You know, the terms of service that nobody reads, but skims through and clicks “Accept”? Or the option you have to read it, just in case? That’s why it’s there. It’s not there to make the app look official, it’s there to MAKE the app official, you numbnuts.

Concerning the award-winning comeback: “Well, Bill and Tom didn’t get permission to share those youtube videos.” Here’s another example to clear up exactly what you turdnuggets are doing:

“You’re a whore.” (Translation: “You’re a whore.”)
“Oh, like you aren’t?” (Translation: “Yes, I spread my legs for money. As do you.”)

I mean what good is it to tell someone they’re doing something wrong, if you’re not doing any better than that? Caveman logic people, caveman logic.

The only reason the fandom is splitting up into two groups, those being:

-Obnoxiously immature group #1.
-Obnoxiously immature group #2.

… is because the loudmouths on the app, and the whiny fucks on tumblr, are allowing it! How much do you wanna bet that Bill and Tom were completely oblivious to this clusterfuck at one point?

“Oh, they’re doing it for money.” – Hm, yeah! Hey, that’s a pretty good point. They probably are only doing it for money. I guess I can conclude that this is true, because I mean, it’s not like they have to pay electricity bills, phone bills, car rentals, studio rentals, or mortgages or anything. Right? No? Well… I thought it seemed like a pretty good reason. (That was sarcasm, if it wasn’t caught on to, by the way.) If TH and the staff had a true, pure burst of philanthropy, the Humanoid City tour would’ve been absolutely free of charge, and the gift of love would be the only cost. A gallon of milk is $4.69 in NYC, people. Nothing is fuckin’ free.

“They never talk about the G’s!” – Yeah, you know they should knock on their door more often and catch up. I mean, the only thing seperating the G’s from the twins is 49 more states, the Atlantic ocean, and a few more countries. The twins live in L.A., California, and the G’s live in Jeggermanjensenbubblefucklandia, Germany. So fucking cool it, Shatner.

Concerning “Tokio Hotel Secrets” on tumblr, don’t even get me started. You guys are beaming with negativity and whines for no fucking reason.

“Oh, it’s a two year gap!” – Oh, ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY. GOD FORBID they take a fucking BREAK. I mean it’s not like they went on tour for MONTHS. How dare they. Listen, you dopey twats, the boys aren’t going to release a shitty pre-mature album just because they want you to be happy and remember that they’re not gone.

L’Arc En Ciel (a Japanese band), had a FOUR year gap. And nobody bitched about that. NOBODY in the fandom found it upon themselves to act completely irrational and immature. They waited, and anticipated, and got an amazing album with 400% effort. In L’Arc En Ciel, there’s an app called “Hyde’s Room” that’s only available for Japanese cellphones, and has exclusive content also, and random pictures, and people respect that. Nobody bitches about it.

Concerning the app admins: I’m pretty fucking annoyed with you guys too! The door swings both ways, bitches. How are you gonna argue over copyright infringement and all that bullshit, and then threaten a fake Tom by publicly announcing part of their address? Seriously? Have the balls dropped yet? Doesn’t seem like it.

So in a nutshell, FUCK you guys. And by “you guys”, I don’t mean Tokio Hotel fans, or most of them, I mean the ones that make us fucking look bad. We would be nowhere without you. Keep it classy, assholes!

Over and out.